GITS: Glorious Interplanetary Truth's Servant
Dateline:
The Glorious Worker's Paradise of the
People's Free Democratic Republic of Esperanza:
Today it was announced that due to overwhelming demand from
His beloved people, the Great One has set aside an annual
'Day of Gratitude' on the first day of each Standard Year.
On this day, workers will cease working six hours early, without
penalty, to reflect on the Great One, and share their thoughts
with friends & family.
With this benevolent act, the one-half day Holidays now add up
to a total of 24 a year, not including the traditional 'Weekly Half-Day
Rest'.
All Glory to the Great One !
